I'm not a Bond Girl: Archive

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When complete strangers on the internet tell me... →

How I should react: How I actually react:

Dec 19th

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Questions Not Usually Asked →

* 1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? 3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? 4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? 5:Do you like to use post-it notes? 6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? 7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? 8:Do you have freckles? 9:Do you...

Dec 19th

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English is not my native language. →

* So everytime I type something wrong or use the wrong word or the wrong tempus or grammar etc. I always get paranoid that someone who has english as their native language, will read what I wrote and spot all the mistakes I made and think, “Is she stupid or something??” or “Daamn, her english is horrible, I am never going to speak to her”. PARANOID? ME?!

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I AM DISNEY

eddsworld: louiseweird: Reblog with your Disney styled princess self! WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING My princess looks a little like a “peach fairy”…

Dec 14th

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Real Life Disney Princesses

1. Aladdin (1992) Jasmine 2. Tangled (2010) Rapunzel 3. Pocahontas (1995) Pocahontas 4. Sleeping Beauty (1959) Princess Aurora 5. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) Snow White 6. Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) Jessica Rabbit http://www.listal.com/list/real-life-disney-princesses

Dec 14th

Your current number of followers is the number of...

iamyourimage: sora2522: whereisyourmoosetonight: biteythevillain: professor-genki: aintasuperhero: sharonabot9000: goddammit HELL YES I don’t know shit about Pokemon but this thing is cute as fuck. I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE BUT FUCK YOURE REALLY PRECIOUS. Herp derp derp ….I’m a NATU. WHY. YAY :D! I’m a Doduo… I’ve two heads and no...

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Anonymous asked: 20, 21, 75.

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Anonymous asked: Do you hate anyone?

Dec 12th

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Ask away. They're rather intriguing. (Please do...

A: What is your full name? 
B: Have you ever stolen something, and if yes what was it?
C: Do you believe in love at first sight?
D: Type the first complete paragraph on page 74 of the nearest book to you.
E: What can you smell right now?
F: Post a picture of your current workspace.
G: Which is your favourite fanfic and why?
H: write a short poem about the person you are currently in love with. (You do not need to mention who they are.)
I: Do you keep a scrapbook? If yes, what do you put in it?
J: Reply to this with 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' in your own handwriting.
K: Which city or town were you born in?
L: How long can you hold your breath for?
M: Press ctrl + V in the reply box and publish your answer. (Let's see what you last copied.)
N: What can you currently hear?
O: What is the colour of your shirt?
P: What colour are your socks today?
Q: If you could have any type of hair and hairdo you wished for, how would you choose to have your hair?
R: What is the worst thing that's been shown at the West End or Broadway in your lifetime?
S: What are your OTPs?
T: Which popular ships do you disagree with?
W: Have you ever written fanfiction?
U: List all of the celebrities you have met personally.
V: Unpopular opinion?
X: What time is it and where are you?
Y: Look at your iPod. What is the name of the last song you listened to? Which band/artist is it by?
Z: What was the last thing you texted someone?
AA: What was the last thing someone texted you?
BB: Draw a unicorn being ridden by one of your OTPs and reply with your drawing.
CC: What is the name of the last country you took an aeroplane to?
DD: Have you ever punched someone? If yes, who and why?
EE: Have you ever resorted to self-harm?
FF: Who is your most favourite author?
GG: Which childhood television program do you miss the most?
HH: What is usually the first thing to pass your lips in the morning?
II: What was the last thing you watched on television and how long ago was it?
JJ: What is your claim to fame?
KK: How far have you ever gone with the opposite sex?
LL: How far have you ever gone with the same sex?
MM: Do you believe in the theory of Evolution?
NN: Shut your eyes for a minute. Describe clearly what you saw.
OO: Are you currently in love?
PP: How many bones have you broken in your body before?
QQ: What do you consider the comfiest comfort food of all?
RR: What song do you listen to when you are feeling glum?
SS: What song do you listen to when you're feeling 'psyched'?
TT: What are your five most favourite television programs (in no particular order)?
WW: Who are your greatest Tumblr friends?
UU: How high is your bed from your bedroom floor?
VV: Do you have any posters on your bedroom Walls? If yes, what are they of?
XX: Are you a grammar nazi?
YY: What was the lovliest anonymous message you have ever recieved? Can you remember what it said? If yes, type it up in your reply.
ZZ: do you have any cuddly toys on your bed? If yes, what are they?
AAA: What annual event do you celebrate the most? And, briefly, how do you celebrate it?
BBB: What is your father's profession?
CCC: What colour are the walls in the room you are currently in?
DDD: Have you ever been to the Olympics? If yes, state the city and the year. If no, why not?
EEE: What is the weather like right now and what is the temperature outside?
FFF: Describe one of your cousins. (If you have any)
GGG: Have you ever lied about your name? If yes, which name did you use instead of your own?
HHH: what is the worst thing you have ever done to a friend?
III: what did you have for lunch today?
JJJ: describe your least favourite teacher.
KKK: What object is to your immediate right?
LLL: How often do you ride a bicycle?
MMM: Do you excercise? If yes, how?
NNN: Concentrate. What can you currently taste in your mouth?
OOO: Did you giggle childishly at this number because of undapper thoughts?
PPP: Are you double-jointed?